This one is for all the boys out there.
Keep your hand on your heart and reply to this one question? How many times you’ve boasted about your contacts in the transport department and that you never had to go through a driving test! Oh it shows when you blow the horn at red lights and think that a waving hand is equivalent to an indicator.
But why such an out of the blue question, C’mon don’t you want to woo that pretty lass in your neighborhood or the one you’re been chatting on the net for some time now, so dear, the new rule to succeed in your endeavors is to instill in your life some civic sense, bacon the girls are now all eyes and besides chivalry looks , molar ( (may be not always in this order ) They look for a man who knows how to respect law and follow basic society rules.
In any case the basic civic sense always add to your personality , so never think jumping out of the queue will make you look macho or throwing that empty cola can anywhere will enhance you devil may care attitude.
May be some old world myths prompts you to break the social rules and not follow the civic duty to prove your masculinity but haven’t we moved from the barbarian tribe to this civilized form- based on the ethos of following certain society rules and basic civic sense.
So guys now quickly jot down some wooing tips mandatory for this modern age:
Always follow the driving rules (search for that rule booklet given along with the license) and guys racing on the track make you attractive – not along with poor cycle walls and the already frightened cows; by the way swearing other drivers is a ‘passé’
Be a man–open the door for the lady, pull the chair and pay the bill (till she pesters you to pay single-mindedly till death)
- Let the public place be actually for public– don’t smoke, don’t involve the unsuspecting people to participate in your private mobile talk (by speaking in uncontrolled decibels).
- Remember new theory for the evolved cool dudeis to park the car in the prescribed parking , to actually take pain to search for the bin to throw the trash, and please spitting is sin and pissing publicly can be only pardoned by Christ himself.
Follow these as bible commandment and write to me as you take your impressed dare to that long drive.
